new plan - lose more weight than the skinny hussy

So on a different blog this girl was trying to lose weight for 6 months and she was "super brave" and posted her starting weight. Yeesh people she is tall and weighed 165! I would be stoked if I weighed 165 & I am shorter than her. Yes she did have some tummy left from the baby but she still looked good. Anyway she did well and lost 19lbs in 6 months which is like 11.5% of her body weight. When I was reading it I was like heck if the already skinny girl can lose 11.5% of her weight in 6 months I should totally be able to lose at least that much is not more cuz I have waaayyyy further to go. You know kinda like Michael on fattest fatties could lose like 20 lbs in one week.

I am not brave enough to put on my starting weight (even though no one reads this it is public so someone could) & when I am done I will post before & after pics but I will be totally clothed cuz no one wants to see my tummy. My goal for the first week is to drink at least 64oz of water and get 15 min of exercise everyday. I like to start slowly and then add things as I go. My next steps will be to define how much aerobics vs strength & increase exercise time as well as to have a set amount of fruits and veggies.

I will post my results weekly as a % of weight lost because that is how fattest fatties does it & fattest fatties is super cool!

Fat models????????

I am so tired of all the super garbage about how European fashion shows aren't using skinny models anymore. And some people are complaining the girls are too fat/curvy. They all need to get real. While the girls aren't as skinny as they used to be they are still all like size 2 or 4 at most. Just because someone doesn't wear a negative size it doesn't make them fat!

Do these pants make my butt look big?

I was trying on pants today and was like hmm I wonder if these pants make my butt look big. Then I thought about the inherent issues with that question. The pants don't make my butt look big it is big and unless the pants are magic my butt will continue to look big. At least they are comfy though. Now where did I put my mini stair climber????

It isn't your weight loser!

Loser as in Biggest Loser contestant. Like half of them today are all mew mew no one likes me cuz I'm fat and I've never been in love or I never kissed a girl cuz I'm fat. Guess what? I know plenty of fatties who are married or date and they got married as a fatty. You don't date/aren't married cuz you have other issues than just your weight. Not to be rude but people need to wake up about the reality of it all cuz they are going to be sorely disappointed when they are skinny and still not dating. They are plenty of shy or annoying or odd skinny people in the same relationship boat as the fatties and they have never had a weight issue. Yes there will be more people hitting on you when you are skinnier but it will not fix all your issues. Stupid whiny people.... So far I like green.

Ow

In addition to a gold star (see the post from yesterday) I also have very sore legs. I hope I am done making my ow that hurts face every time I sit down or stand up before church starts.....

I get a gold star

Ok so I wanted to play Tetris this morning but instead I exercised. And it was like for 2 hours! Never mind the fact that no one else in the house thinks it was that long or that it was a one hour show and I fast forwarded through commercials. I was the one exercising so I am the only one who knows how long it really was. Yay! Gold Star for me!!!! If you want a gold star too let me know something good you did and I will give you one. =)

December goal

Ok so the goal for December is to not gain weight/get back down to your pre-Thanksgiving weight. The point system is going to be very simple for this month.

Daily points
Try tip of the day - 1 point
drink at least 64 oz of water - 1 point
5 fruits and veggies (must be 5 different ones) - 1 point
Exercise for 15 minutes - half a point
"Exercise" for 15 minutes - quarter of a point

At the end of the month
1 lb lost - 5 points

Points for weight loss aren't very high because the goal is to get back to where we were, in future months it will be higher.

And for definitions on exercise vs "exercise" - exercise is really working you know heart rate up maybe even sweating. "exercise" is I am doing this even though I don't want to and figured walking 2.5 miles an hour on the treadmill while watching tv was better than sitting on the couch watching tv.